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Chapter 1 You Won't Be Claiming My First Kiss, Will You

    

onight."Liu Changhe remained silent for a few seconds before gritting his teeth, then he passed the wine jar to Chu Ci."I'm definitely going to drink this soup."Chu Ci dared not waste any more time, t...Ding dong, you activated the brain storage system. Every day you store information, you will randomly gain seven buffs each night, such as smooth sailing, wealth rolling in, and peace and joy.

"Bang!"

The front door was burst open.

Liu Changhe rushed in anxiously, his eyes scanning the room before settling on Chu Ci lying on the floor in the corner.

"Lao Chu, wake up quickly, don't sleep! Today is the day of professional awakening."

Liu Changhe kicked aside several wine bottles and came to Chu Ci's side, helping him up.

Another slap, another pinch to the person's nose, but there was no reaction. I checked their breath and thankfully, they were still breathing.

"Damn it, I gave you my first kiss for free."

Liu Changhe gritted his teeth, said and puckered up his lips, leaning towards Chu Ci in his arms.

The person in his arms seemed to have sensed something and slowly opened their eyes.

The first thing that catches your eye is a big face, and a cute little mouth about to pucker.

"Damn it!"

Chu Ci was taken aback and immediately broke free from Liu Changhe's grasp, standing up. He crossed his arms and stared at Liu Changhe with shock, "Who the hell are you"

Liu Changhe squatted on the ground, looking up at Chu Ci who was trembling.

At this moment, he felt awkward inside.

But Liu Changhe had seen all sorts of storms and waves. He knew as long as I wasn't embarrassed, the one who was embarrassed was someone else.

Immediately take the upper hand!

Liu Changhe retracted his pouted lips, stood up slowly, and his eyes turned melancholy, as if he were pitiful. He even raised his orchid finger.

"You old Chu! Yesterday, you called me Mother Liu, and now you don't even recognize me after one night Who am I I am Li Kui, the Black Whirlwind from Liangshan, stop acting like this!"

After finishing, Liu Changhe angrily stomped his foot.

Chu Ci looked at the adulteress's appearance and gasped.

Just as Chu Ci was about to speak, a sudden headache struck him, and a torrent of memories flooded his mind.

"You must have a headache. I told you not to drink so much, but you wouldn't listen."

Seeing Chu Ci holding his head with a painful expression, Liu Changhe also returned to normal and quickly ran to the kitchen to make a cup of honey water.

Judging from his proficiency, this is definitely not his first time.

"Drink a cup of honey water slowly first."

Liu Changhe offered Chu Ci a glass of honey water.

"Thank you, Liu Ma."

Qu Yuan received the honeyed waterway.

"Oh, now I remember who I am." Liu Changhe glared.

Chu Ci awkwardly smiled, only able to cover it up by drinking honey water.

Just now, he merged the memories of two lifetimes and understood the situation.

He is called Chu Ci, an orphan.

To be precise, he became an orphan three years ago.

Three years ago, his parents died in an accident. Since then, he has gradually changed from a cheerful and lively boy to a silent, depressed, and solitary person.

He even started to drink heavily.

Perhaps it was because he had drunk too much last night, stimulating his brain, that he awakened to memories of his past life.

As for the man in front of him, his name was Liu Changhe, he was his best friend.

Over the past three years, because of my alcoholism and frequent blackouts, it was Liu Changhe who has been taking care of me.

So he often called her Liu Ma.

Besides, because I had become increasingly solitary and didn't have many friends, I was bullied at school once.

Liu Changhe happened to encounter him and immediately rolled up his sleeves and fought with him.

I lost.

After that, Liu Changhe began to exercise frantically, and that's how he got his muscular physique.

Chu Ci faintly remembered the day when Liu Changhe succeeded, he directly threatened at school, “Whoever dares to bully Chu Ci, I’ll crush you with my biceps.”

That same day, Chu Ci fell asleep in class due to excessive drinking and was called to the office by his homeroom teacher for a harsh reprimand.

When Chu Ci and the homeroom teacher returned to class, Chu Ci saw the homeroom teacher walking up to Liu Ma.

First, she pinched the other person's biceps and praised them with a smile, saying they were well-trained. Then she put down Liu Ma's rolled-up sleeves.

The biceps are now concealed.

As for Auntie Liu... She didn't dare to move, she really didn't dare.

For the past three years, Liu Changhe has been both a father and a mother.

Liu Changhe used to be introverted. When teachers asked him questions, he not only spoke in a soft voice but also blushed.

But since Chu Ci became despondent three years ago, Liu Changhe gradually became more outgoing to cheer him up, often making a fool of himself in front of Chu Ci.

If Chu Ci still had relatives in this world, it would be Liu Changhe.

"You just..."

Chu Ci sensed the awkward atmosphere and took the initiative to speak up.

"I was just giving you CPR, I didn't expect you to wake up suddenly."

Liu Changhe explained.

"Who's artificial respiration done by holding them in your arms"

"Chu Ci said, with the disdainful expression of an old man looking at a phone, 'You wouldn't want my first kiss, would you' "

Hearing this, Liu Changhe stood up directly.

Taking two steps back, he stared at Chu Ci in shock, his fingers pointing back and forth between himself and Chu Ci. After a long while, he stammered, “I… I thought it was my first kiss.”

Chu Ci fell silent.

Okay.

We shouldn't bring up this topic.

It's even more awkward.

"Hahaha…"

But the next second, Liu Changhe burst into laughter. "Lao Chu, you rascal, you actually dared to play a joke on me!"

Since Chu Ci's parents passed away three years ago, he has rarely spoken.

Even when facing him, I only speak in short phrases, let alone joking around.

So Liu Changhe was very happy, and he genuinely felt happiness for the changes that had come to Chu Ci.

Chu Ci thought this was a good idea. Liu Changhe was the most familiar with him, so he could gradually get used to his changes.

Qu Yuan drained the cup of honeyed water in one gulp, "So, what brings you to see me"

"Holy crap, I almost forgot, today's the day for professional awakening."

Upon being reminded by the Chu Ci, Liu Changhe also recalled his own purpose.

Expressions visibly panicked and grabbed Chu Ci, running outwards, "Hurry up, hurry up! It's definitely started now, we'll miss it if we don't go!"

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll change my clothes. And my shoe, it fell off…"

"You're still wearing shoes If you miss your career awakening, you'll be pissed off every time you see a pair of shoes for the rest of your life."

Chu Ci shouted, but Liu Changhe had no intention of stopping at all.

There's no way, Mama Liu's muscles are not something Chu Ci can resist.

Just like that, Chu Ci went out wearing a sleeveless vest and loose pants.

One foot was bare, the other shoe had flown off because he ran too fast and got caught on his ankle.

Two figures sped past, leaving many passersby speechless in admiration.

……and recover your state before going in."Li Yun said as he took out food that had been prepared long ago from his storage ring.They left at eight in the morning, and around nine o'clock, the students e...